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Green Dragon Joke comes from the one...
This young falla goes into the barbershop an' says "Can you do a David Beckham haircut.' The barber says "yeah course I can"
Snip snip snip goes the barber and holds up a mirror for the boy to see... "That's never a David Beckham haircut."
"It is when he comes here!"
so then it became...
This big tourist, American comes into the Railway. And says to Dottie - Can you make that drink that Ice Cube has?"
Dottie gives a nod which looks like "Yeah course i can" and she comes back with a water."
"That's not what Ice Cube drinks"
"It is when he comes in here in your state."
Then that became...
Same falla, an American tourist, goes to the Hippy Bar. Half the staff have dreadlocks and a band is playing One Love... this one actually...
He's thinking 'alternative' by now this young man -so he asks for a Green Dragon.
Which in the searches when you do research on dragon-spirit is some drink where they soak marijuana in alcohol and then drink it. "Something like what Bob Marley might have!" he reckons...
Well the young woman at the bar is knowledgeable, and she gives him a wink an' says "I know what you mean" looks at him and goes off... comes back with water... "What a rasta will have! "
A Greenie runs a stop sign and gets
pulled over by a policeman.
As you would expect, the Greenie is an arrogant b..tard who thinks that he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense. Cop says, "Licence, please." Greenie says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Greenie says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License, please." Greenie says, "What's the difference?" Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!" Greenie says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine. Cop says, "Okay, get out of your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the cr*p out of the Greenie and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" |