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Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road! Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr .
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! - Because it has the most stories!
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